Why did the jewler answer the phone?
she heard the ring.

What's the bakers bitter currency?
sour dough.

Why do fish build great models?
Everythings to scale.

What did the fish say upon completion?
Im FINished.

How'd a giraffe win the race?
by a neck.

What do you call the child of a seats aunt?
a coushin

How do bugs practice religion?
in-sects.

How do you flavor road pizza?
you gotta aphsalt.

how do you contact a pillar?
collum.

Why'd the children miss their parents?
aiming to far to the left.

How can you prevent accidents?
be carefull

You know why I couldn't eat the bagel with lox?
I didn't have the key.

How'd the hunter catch the train?
by following its tracks